Tag 1
Ihr lyncht euren Jäger (Simba) Fayks. Sie erschießt Aladdin: Die Kräuterhexe einhornlasagne.
Rollen-PNs
einhorn:
I'm a prisoner of war
ISIS blew up my city
They're throwing me off a building
'Cause they think that I like guys
A holy war
An old fantastical point of view
Carpet was burned alive,
Streamed nation wide
I can't go back to where I used to thieve
Every turn suicide
A hundred thousand children plead
The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law
Stop this holy war before we're through (a holy war)
Unholy war (that's where we'll be)
Just refugees (send helping hands)
Instead of bans for you and me
Du bist Aladdin, die Kräuterhexe!
Viel Spaß!
Fayks:
[Simba:]
I've turned into the main event
For soldiers big and small
And now I dread my severed head
Might end up on your wall
Meow
[Simba:]
Was gonna be a mighty king
Mufasa's famous heir
[Zazu:]
Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed
By beasts who don't fight fair
[Hunter:]
Let me help this African economy
[Simba:]
Oh, my species is going extinct
Everywhere you look, death
Taking shots at my pride
Thanks for that petition
To stop a straight up genocide
[Hunter:]
Scope, set
[Simba:]
Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS
Now ebonies need ivory for pay
I don't think Hamlet ended up this way
Oh, my species is going extinct
Oh, my species is go—
Du bist Simba, der Jäger!
Viel Spaß!
